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Jan 8, 2012
What would the falcon's assistant do? Actually, I don't really want to know.
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Jan 8, 2012
Banging your head against the cubicle wall for 20 minutes should move it about three inches.
Jan 8, 2012
I'm not sure I know what a project manager is or does, in the last successful project I worked on with a (visible) project manager, we only ever talked about cars and holidays. The only utterance vaguely project related I heard was "XYZ project management tool is crap" anounced to the floor, when it crashed.

This project manager did have a larger studier desk to cope with the extra paper and books it held.
Jan 8, 2012
I became project leader a few weeks ago. They said I could either shove the walls out about 3 inches or stay with the job I had now. I chose the first choice, but I just exercised more so my cubicle looked bigger. Don't tell my bossthough. I'm only one more lie from getting fired :)
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Jan 8, 2012
The green coffee mug is back :) Welcome to my cubicle life!
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