"Of course a three-b**bed woman would be a billionaire.
Rarely do I actually LOL, but I laughed out loud at this one.
People in the office are looking at me oddly. How do you explain this?!"
Not so much how as when, and that would be adfter work... And that assumes they remember long enough to care..
I don't quite get the "little bit better here" part, when EVERYONE isn't a woman with large mammaries. AND, if it's better for her TOO, then who would want three of them? Oh well...