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Jan 18, 2012
Nice coffee mug. I'm sure the piggy snout will get in the way of Wally drinking the coffee. Who said paradise was perfect!
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Jan 18, 2012
Piggies by George Harrison (Beatles)

Have you seen the little piggies
Crawling in the dirt
And for all those little piggies
Life is getting worse
Always having dirt to play around in.

Have you seen the bigger piggies
In their starched white shirts
You will find the bigger piggies
Stirring up the dirt
And they always have clean shirts to play around in.

And in their styes with all their backing
They don't care what goes on around
And in their eyes there's something lacking
What they need's a damm good whacking.

Yeah, everywhere there's lots of piggies
Playing piggy pranks
And you can see them on their trotters
Down at the piggy banks
Paying piggy thanks
To thee pig brother

- Everybody: -
Everywhere there's lots of piggies
Living piggy lives
You can see them out for dinner
With their piggy wives
Clutching forks and knives to eat their bacon.

One more time!
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Jan 18, 2012
Fake it till you make it!
Even in wanting to become a real pig.
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