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Feb 2, 2012
Had a boss who wanted me to relocate. I was 2 hours drive from the office and he wanted me to move closer, probably so I could work late without worrying about the drive home.

I was still on my 12 week probation and didn't want to move till I was a little more secure in the job.

Half way through this period, there was a heavy storm. Trees down, roads flooded, etc.
I think I was the only one who made it in without any problems. So much for being local.
 
 
Feb 2, 2012
Bravo! It's been a while since Dilbert made me LOL for a good half a minute!
 
 
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Feb 2, 2012
Six cups of coffee. Very important.
 
 
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Feb 2, 2012
Ice storm 1998. I was late 3 hours only to be sent home because the power was off. Then they deducted me 3 hours pay for being late. I asked the three managers how they managed to get to work: "We decided to stay at the hotel across the street. Only an idiot would try to get home in that kind of weather." I guess, only an idiot would try to get to work in that kind of weather also.
 
 
 
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