Not seeing today's strip A comment I don't see Dilbert ever getting married unless A: He and
date are both drunk, B: He quits and works for a company like Google who IPO's and with stock
options makes him a millionaire so he can afford a trophy wife, and C: has amnesia allowing him
to have a actual relationship with a women without the need to make caustic remarks which
unfortunately is a result of his years of pain with work and family.