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Aug 17, 2013
When your weasel is pantless, you'd best have nothing to be ashamed of...
Feb 18, 2012
Sounds like the RIAA/MPAA. So much scary truth in this strip.
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Feb 17, 2012
Was the weasel previously employed by the IRS? Now I know why they put modesty panels on the front of desks.....
Feb 17, 2012
I was never an accomplice. I started as a patsy, then lateraled to stooge. It paid the same but I got a bigger cube.
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Feb 17, 2012
Three summers ago when I was looking for a job, about one in three job interviews involved someone asking me how my search engine optimization skills were. I always replied that I have written and administered a ton of websites with public content tools, and I had spend too much of my time as an administrator actively deleting posts made by "search engine optimizers" who kept trying to highjack message forums by spamming any tool that allowed user generated content. As a programmer, I had to introduce increasingly restrictive "user registration" and "content verification" checks. I found the career of "optimization" to be unethical and questioned whether it would be legal in the near future. I didn't get a lot of interest from those employers.
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