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Mar 6, 2012
@sittnick -

Keep in mind that wife you traded in for is still entitled to half of your "stuff", including that brand spanking new car you traded her in for.
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Mar 6, 2012
So the little fuzzy hats and mittens are all part of a package deal, right?
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Mar 6, 2012
Sadly, Dilbert would likely lose the case against the insane lawsuit monkey guy, and be required to apologize for insulting ilmg's idea, pay out monetary damages for mental pain and suffering, and attend oyster sensitivity training.
Mar 6, 2012
We once issued a RFQ for a major purchase that was answered by a manufacturer's direct sales office and also one of their re-sellers. We went with the direct sale and the re-seller was right there with a law suit. I think they had tablets of forms printed and ready to go -- just fill in the blanks and, ta-da, it's a suit!
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Mar 6, 2012
At least the idea is not <i>dumber</i> than oyster earmuffs; it is only <i>as dumb</i>.
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