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Mar 12, 2012
@ travlis - seems to be the spam filter - finally working most of the time
 
 
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Mar 11, 2012
Where are the comments? Total under picture shows 83, but list below includes only 12 ... ?
 
 
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Mar 11, 2012
@ OnlineLion

There is a store selling wifes, too. First floor: Good looking women. Second floor: Good looking women that have fun with sex. Nobody knows what's offered in the upper floors. No man ever went there.
 
 
Mar 10, 2012
Despite it all, Dilbert probably has more luck with women then I do... not like I am really after all that much but apparently there is a higher chance of the LHC creating a black hole then there is of finding a low maintenance woman.
 
 
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Mar 10, 2012
A store that sells husbands has opened up. A woman may choose any man from the floor she is on, or go upstairs, but if she goes downstairs she must leave the building and she can visit only once.

A woman goes to this store.

The first floor sign reads, These men have jobs.

She goes upstairs.

The second floor sign reads: These men have jobs, and are good looking.

She goes upstairs again.

The third floor sign reads: These men have jobs, are extremely good looking, and help with the housework.

She goes upstairs again.

The fourth floor sign reads, These men have jobs, are good looking, help with the housework and are romantic.

She likes this, but she goes upstairs again.

The fifth floor sign reads, You are visitor 4,363,012 to this floor. There never were any men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please.

Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store. Watch your step as you exit the building and have a nice day!
 
 
 
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