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Mar 16, 2012
Carol takes Dilbert's advice and goes to the doctor only to discover after receiving a monster bill that the company's medical insurance provider is in Elbonia and they never pay for anything and because they are located in another country they cannot be sued....
Mar 16, 2012
This was so funny because it was spot on! My daughter brought home a particularly nasty form of cold and shared it with me. So, being the faithful employee I brought it to work and brought down about 1/3 of the company. They won't let me forget it. I had to post this one on the bulletin board!
Mar 16, 2012

I can't nail something I can't grasp. In this case, I can't grasp what the bleep you're on about.
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Mar 16, 2012
Sick days - fine if you're sick - not if you're not !
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Mar 16, 2012
Is that like "traylor trash"?
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