Just wait until the next pandemic of pandemic scare mongering...
After all the boy could catch it right? thus the company MUST supply Antibacterial hand gels for each employees desks which will then become a part of the company procedure to use them; you need to use them when you sit at and leave your desk, even if you spent only 10 seconds there you need to wash your hands twice!!!
Now it's not like companies and corporations would actually do that... right?
As usual, CEO gets the praise for the gain, and the everybody else, the secretary in this case, gets the blame for the loss. Also, it goes to show the importance of secretary. A good secretary will cover multitudes of a CEO's sins. When the secretary goes down with flu, the incompetency of the CEO is exposed.