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Mar 20, 2012
A time machine is about traveling ... but Dilbert is talking about is actually boiling down to WASTING time.

Just replace the term "time" with "life". Think for a minute how good it is for you to willingly WASTE your life.
Mar 20, 2012
"Creative Man" scheme = http://dilbert.com/strips/comic/2012-03-18/
Mar 20, 2012
Good, Dilbert can now get to back to his "Creative Man" scheme. He can thank Dogbert for tossing his smart/dumb phone when he finally gets....
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Mar 20, 2012
Dogbert is cool. But today is the first time I really started to like him.
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Mar 20, 2012
Dilbert is one of my time machines.
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