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Mar 25, 2012
1: Man misunderstands statement due to simple mishearing of one word
2: Instead of simply clearing up the misunderstanding, the speaker has a breakdown

This seems a rather irrational response when it surely would be much simpler and easier to just restate the initial statement, with emphasis on the misheard word. This would surely clear up the misunderstanding. No need to have a mental breakdown because someone misheard you.
Mar 25, 2012
Don't get mad, get even!
Mar 25, 2012
Just break the servers that have already been updated and blame it on Ted. Then all the servers will need to be upgraded, and no more Ted.
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Mar 25, 2012
"Gaaaa, kill me with a comet"? Sounds like the phrase with"God" got censored.
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Mar 25, 2012
"You can't fix stupid" - comic Ron White a.k.a. Tater
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