Dear Employees,
I would like to stress that there is no place for concern for our technology platform becoming obsolete.
We advice all of you to avoid any irresponsible rumors which may have already reached you.
Be assured, that when you will need to hear something, it'll come from us in an ordered fashion.
Thanks for your attentiveness,
PHB
Dogbert's mentoring of the PHB does not look like an unqualified success. However, in fairness, I doubt any alternative attempt by PHB would do much to imbue Wally with a sense of urgency.