Strips

"Conservatives believe in baking a bigger pie so all will get bigger pieces and new people can be added to get pieces." Or so they claim.

And yet, what actually happens in real life is exactly the same as:

"Communists, socialists and dictators seize the pie and divvy it out to their cronies."

And the rest of us get to fight over the empty tin.

I work for the government - no raises in 5 years. At a meeting last month this is pretty much what they told us. But it ain't working.

I hate Dilbert's phrasing. It sounds so... awkwardly censored.