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Apr 16, 2012
Just play the horses or visit the casino, there the game is rigged, but in a transparent way and it is an event. After you payed your banking fees you are still a sucker, the odds and rules are just against the small investor, the big ones are always on the longer lever.
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Apr 16, 2012
PHB only invests in gold, because it is shiny.
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Apr 16, 2012
Did you know there are an amazing number of people who actually think and but that way?
No wonder the majority of individual stock market investors in the US lose more than they make!
Apr 16, 2012
It is not that the PHB hasn't heard of "Buy low, sell high"; it is that he does not know what it means.

Could it be, buy from someone of short stature, sell to a hermit up a mountain?
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Apr 16, 2012
"The higher tey go,
the harder they fall-
one and all".
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