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Apr 25, 2012
This reminds me of a recent conversation I had with my two-and-a-half year old. I was trying to pull a shirt over his head and he was fussing. I said, "It's not my fault you've got such a big melon!" (pause) "Oh, wait. Yes it is."
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Apr 19, 2012
Why is the tip of D's tie black @ work but red @ home? Major philosophical dilemma!
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Apr 19, 2012
Dilbert couldl have retorted: "I have basic cuteness and inner beauty, and you?"
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Apr 19, 2012
Thanks for the reference, RedBird. Isn't it awesome how much weight Dilbert's lost in the last seventeen years?
Apr 19, 2012
Is it me, or does Alice look younger?
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