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Apr 21, 2012
This is what happens when you ask for complete honesty in your performance review.
Apr 21, 2012
I suppose Dilbert could have the teamsters lay a new concrete floor for him. It is a bit
disconcerting to have Dilberts company joining Murder Inc. Dilbert should invite Dick Tracy
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Apr 21, 2012
"I'm feeling much better now. I think I'll go for a walk."

"You're not fooling anybody."
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Apr 21, 2012
Did PHB finally get sick of Walley's mockery and decide to get rid of him once and for all? This will be interesting.
Apr 21, 2012
R3sistance, you didn't get the joke at all, did you? PHB wasn't asking Dilbert to complete the task in 10 minutes, he was asking Dilbert to leave for 10 minutes so he could finish the guy off.
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