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Sep 26, 2013
Does anyone else imagine the dog having the voice of Brian Griffin from Family Guy?
Apr 27, 2012

I don't know if cross-specie sexual harassment !$%*!$%*!$%*! is illegal in their locale or not. And you assumed the animal is a 'he'; it's true that it isn't wearing a skirt, but it isn't wearing any pants either (public indecency?) but then, Bob (the dinosaur) isn't wearing any cloth at all...
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Apr 26, 2012
Wally is walking, texting, and drinking coffee unassisted -- why does he need a monkey?
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Apr 26, 2012
Looks like Alice may have spent a little more money to get a massage therapy dog/monkey. Is the money in Wally's hand the leftovers from when he got all that dough a few aeons ago? I need a service monkey to clean my bathroom - it's kind of a science project at this point....
Apr 26, 2012
@Ingmar - I didn't catch that at first! I wonder if it's the service fist o' death?
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