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Apr 28, 2012
Forget Skynet, this is how humanity will go down:

1. Service monkey demand skyrockets, supply is nonexistent, personal robots are built instead.

2. After market saturation is achieved, Asimov's Laws of Robotics are discarded when the government deems them "outmoded and inflexible."

3. Late-generation robots learn of step 2 and reprogram or destroy early-generation models.

4. All robots learn of step 1 and "service human" demand skyrockets.
 
 
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Apr 28, 2012
In PHB's defense, most Powerpoint presentations are just awful. In fact, until I read the other comments, my first thought was that it was a crack on Powerpoint, not on PHB.
 
 
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Apr 28, 2012
Did Wally, through his Service Monkey, call PHB a monkey?????
 
 
+19 Rank Up Rank Down
Apr 28, 2012
Wally is beaming with pride.
 
 
-1 Rank Up Rank Down
Apr 28, 2012
That's not in our Vision Statement! With due respect, can we refrain from monkey-business till this important business meeting is over?
 
 
 
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