Strips

Seems like Wally has been reading BOFH again.

Sportsman’s guide has a stun gun in the shape of a cell phone.

http://www.sportsmansguide.com/net/cb/cell-phone-stun-gun.aspx?a=490354

Although history has shown that self-defense skill / training is far more useful.

A 90 lb. lady throwing a 200 lb. mugger into a tree is simply priceless.

For comedy relief there's nothing like a electric shock to lightens everyone's day. The taser
may be a wee bit strong. Fix it in release 2