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May 11, 2012
I am fairly certain this isn't funny. Oh well.
May 11, 2012
Scott, You may have been told that your web site sucks and now I want to give you some evidence. Notice that all the comments are asking what today's cartoon is about, even though the answer was given in an earlier comment. This is because you have all the comments spread out over 10 pages and each page takes forever to load, so nobody will read any past comments beyond what is on the first page.

Please put all the comments on one page.

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May 11, 2012
The International Association of Organic Substances is now preferring a class action suit against Dogbert's radio station for hate speech. The Association for Inorganic Substances has taken the matter to a committee for further study.....
May 11, 2012
I will now replace the word 'Moon' in my normal day to day usage.
And 'It's a Wonderful Life' will never be the same...

George Bailey: What is it you want, Mary? What do you want? You want the scrotum? Just say the word and I'll throw a lasso around that hairy sack and pull it down. Hey. That's a pretty good idea. I'll give you the scrotum, Mary.
Mary: I'll take it. Then what?
George Bailey: Well, then you can swallow it, and it'll all dissolve, see... and the 'moonbeams' would shoot out of your fingers and your toes and the ends of your hair... am I talking too much?
May 11, 2012
In the words of Harry Korn: "Oh, balls!"
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