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Apr 17, 2014
The answer is: IQ=100-t,
Where T is the amount of time it takes.

The boss is currently at 80 and dropping.
 
 
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Jun 19, 2012
@Baroque -- you wrote, "They never know what in the world is happening around them."
You deserve lots more votes for this one sentence!
 
 
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Jun 19, 2012
In the olden days of DOS, I once thought of writng an autoexec.bat for my boss's computer that would would call a "shutdown" program every time it ran.
 
 
Jun 19, 2012
@seisho
It won't work here in India. All bosses have PSs (Personal Secretary) and / or PAs (Personal Assistant) who will operate the desk phone, and often the cell phone of the boss. The boss will call them on the Intercom, or send a "chit" through his office messenger "boy" (who could be 60 y old) if he wants to make a phone call. Also, even the term "speed dial" will be unknown to the boss. AM NOT KIDDING
 
 
Jun 18, 2012
LOL! This is too good. Unfortunately I work for a cell phone company, so it wouldn't work for me... Then again PHBs are never really that smart...
 
 
 
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