In the olden days of DOS, I once thought of writng an autoexec.bat for my boss's computer that would would call a "shutdown" program every time it ran.
@seisho
It won't work here in India. All bosses have PSs (Personal Secretary) and / or PAs (Personal Assistant) who will operate the desk phone, and often the cell phone of the boss. The boss will call them on the Intercom, or send a "chit" through his office messenger "boy" (who could be 60 y old) if he wants to make a phone call. Also, even the term "speed dial" will be unknown to the boss. AM NOT KIDDING