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Jun 18, 2012
One word for this: beautiful
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Jun 18, 2012
Another way to avoid the bosses phone calls is to put a few typos in the company phone list. It gets rid of lots of annoying calls. Only the people you give your number to can reach you.
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Jun 18, 2012
@ Brant
The nice thing about your patronising story is that it implies that you are yourself of such a superior intellect that you can set tests that will accurately identify genius - even if, of course, it is of a slightly inferior genius to your own.
Jun 17, 2012
For the HUNDREDTH time? Pointy hair has more patience and/or stamina than I thought. Or is he so stressed that he is in shock?
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Jun 17, 2012
Reminds me of the time the guys in my shop put a Christmas Tree flasher plug on the 74-year-old secretary's electronic typewriter ... it worked for a while, then it quit ... she called maintenance ... it started working again and she called them back to cancel ... then it quit working again ... it lasted all afternoon.
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