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May 28, 2013
My friend's mother has discovered that if you just let someone brag about their children and then don't brag back, they move on to other prey.
Jun 27, 2012
cjammer, he meant it to sound like bus turd. Get it?
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Jun 26, 2012
Instead of International Society of Boasters, Scott should have used International Boasting Society. Far better acronym.
Jun 26, 2012
"My daughter is training for the Olympics. My son is going to Harvard"

"I bet this kind of success must come with the genes. So your husband must be very intelligent?"
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Jun 25, 2012
I'd like to hear Topper explain where Wally came from....
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