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Jun 24, 2012
I like to children as "flood spores". Halo fans will understand.
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Jun 24, 2012
@ EStz

Totally agree with your comments! Plus the body language (especially in that last panel) - PERFECT!
Jun 24, 2012
People like her drive me nutz. Way to go Dilbert! You have found a valid task for Topper(justifying his annoying existence) and disabled the local parent reliving her life through her "spawns" lives.
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Jun 24, 2012
Why is it, when a parent says, "My kid goes to [insert Ivy League or West Coast Ivy here], it is bragging, but if she says, "My kid goes to Cal State LA," it's not? Where your kid goes to college is a statement of fact. I used to purposely avoid telling people where one of my four went, because I didn't want to seem like I was bragging, even though he worked his tail off to get there. I waited until people specifically asked for the name of the university.

That's what's sad--that intelligence and hard work is seen as being anti-social.
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Jun 24, 2012
"Topper, I need you."

I never thought I'd read those words.
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