I remember when The Onion created a fake news report saying that Apple was introducing the MacBook Wheel and a bunch of Apple followers went crazy for it. But that's what happens when you drink the punch.
Silly boss with the Gadget Nose, they're always encouraging such an activity of temptation....
So how did it smell, you goofy slop....? At The Lost Bear, the Bee's swarming around 'ought to sting you right up your toilet cover.... All Eye's Are Watching You, and they're going to send you to Room #101; oh my dearest little bossy poo....