So the safety training caused the very same risk it was meant to prevent? What irony!
Well, assuming that wally invented it, I would say it's even more ironical that Wally eventually received the very same training which he falsified.
For once, I agree with PHB: I can't tell what's real anymore. :-)
Liability has nothing to do with the seriousness of the injuries. If the silly woman chose to hold a cup of hot coffee between her thighs *in a moving car" she deserved to lose - and would have done so in England. But that is because we have hardboiled judges deciding cases.