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Jul 6, 2012
And there it is, your Honor, proof beyond a reasonable doubt....
 
 
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Jul 6, 2012
This strip is a template for every meeting I had with my PHB at a large company where I used to work. Especially the PHB's response in the last panel.
 
 
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Jul 6, 2012
Our evil PHB not only stops us from innovating like Dilbert's, but is also constantly changing procedures (it would appear mostly at random) while introducing management's "innovations" that make us less and less able to get any work done. I used to do 200 units a day regularly. Now, with our "improved" procedures, I am having a really great day if I can manage 150. If our PHB designed cars, the "innovations" would include locating the steering wheel, brake, gas and gearshift conveniently in the trunk. And don't forget the triangle-shaped wheels.

Needless to say, the lowered productivity is OUR fault.

Meanwhile, morale soars like an anvil.
 
 
+15 Rank Up Rank Down
Jul 6, 2012
If you're in marketing, they say innovation requires liquor.
If you're in liquor, they say innovation requires marketing.
What do you guys in engineering use?
 
 
+31 Rank Up Rank Down
Jul 6, 2012
I need to manage something today. Whether it needs management or not, I'm gonna manage it.
 
 
 
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