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Jul 12, 2012
Have good salesmen and you can be as productive as Wally forever. Bad salesmen - and the pressure and blame for certain failure is shifted on you, before you even know there's a project.

Also you guys need to stop posting depressing ****.
Jul 12, 2012
I was going to say that "your Mother and your Aunt don't count" until I read your later paragraphs, ha!
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Jul 12, 2012
Wait, he forgot the part where, if the investment goes sour, he goes to court and demands to receive his profit. And blames it on the government.
Jul 12, 2012
All you smart people are being reminded of various laws and effects and veblens and parkinsons... not me. It reminds me of last night at the bar.

One guy politely asks a girl for her number and is rejected.
The other guy is telling these huge exagerated stories that everyone knows is a lie, but he leaves with two girls on his arm.

And, ummm, for the record... I was the second guy. Yeah, that's it. I left with the two girls. I wasn't the guy that got shot down and went home and ate a pint of Ben & Jerry's Cherry Garcia. Nope, not me.
What were their names? Umm, yeah. They were... (looks at computer) Dell... Della! Yeah, Della and her friend.. (glances desperately around cubicle) Avery! Yeah! Della Harmon and Avery Kardon. Yeah, yeah, that's it, that's the ticket!
Jul 12, 2012
@joanpa This is the strip you are looking for: http://dilbert.com/strips/comic/1997-10-11/
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