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Jul 18, 2012
There are three great games played among the humans: money, power, and empire. Dogbert may be playing all three at the same time.....is the CEO considering a Dogbert defenestration?
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Jul 18, 2012
It's a shame that Google shows a peak in checking whether there has been a peak in searches for "speak truth to power".
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Jul 18, 2012
hey, What is wrong with Being bald?
It works for some men. Patrick Stewart, Telly Savalas
Bruce Willis, Curly Howard
(Well not Wally..)
Jul 18, 2012
I've met some great engineering CEOs, it's a shame they don't manage banks...sigh...
Jul 18, 2012

Ratbert would say it without realizing he is being insulting... Dogbert is doing it because he hates rich people who are not him... also that he just won the multi-million dollar consulting contract like 5 minutes ago.
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