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Jul 19, 2012
Want to use this at work, but I'm too nice to people.

Is this guy the type who takes hours to discuss simple ideas because he won't stay on track, constantly bringing up subjects that you have no interest in what so ever.

Or the kind that has the monotonous soul destroying tone that makes you want to end it all by stuffing pencils up your nose and headbutting the desk.
 
 
+10 Rank Up Rank Down
Jul 19, 2012
How did civility die? You killed it.
 
 
+70 Rank Up Rank Down
Jul 19, 2012
You can tell Dilbert is angry because the tip of his tie turns red in Frame 2.
 
 
Jul 19, 2012
Lesson: never enter Dilbert's cubicle before his second cup of coffee. Or after, if he has a choice about it.......
 
 
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Jul 19, 2012
Honesty with the tact of a sledgehammer.
 
 
 
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