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Jul 29, 2012
who else thinks Dogbert convinced the PHB to trade a pile of money for a bag of coal with a dollar sign on it?
Jul 29, 2012
Ha! So I'm not the only person who knows the word quintillion! That feels good, but this comic made my skin crawl. I don't deal with stupid sheeple very well.
Jul 29, 2012
It is a bit off topic but i will follow your comment

I am a seasoned programmer and sadly, it is pretty easy to find to find that your are "too expensive" and replaced with one or two codemonkey. In my case, i am a freelance so it is not a real problem, however, sometimes, as a countermeasure, i create a code specifically hard to understand, a "here lies dragons" kind of source code.
Jul 29, 2012
Once I had to read the source code of a program, in order to understand its complicated logic. The system analyst in charge, was talking about it in these terms: "It's very smart", "It knows a everything", "It's so smart, you'll never understand it".
Anyway, the reason for the unusual behavior was something like a date field being populated with garbage, creating an exception which non-intentionally bypassed some of the logic.
Jul 29, 2012
You had me at "Consultants say" ...
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