Strips

I'll probably get a buncha minus numbers for this, but this is what came to mind for me: "...what does it profit a man to gain the whole world, and lose his own soul?.."

The politicians in my state keep giving themselves raises and telling themselves that they need the increases so that the best minds will run for political office. It must be hard to feel
appreciated. The company better take that uncover job creating viruses for the government.

Based on the shape of his head and his treatment of his employees, I'm going to guess the CEO's name is "Dick".