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Aug 3, 2012
I'll probably get a buncha minus numbers for this
 
 
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Aug 2, 2012
I'll probably get a buncha minus numbers for this, but this is what came to mind for me: "...what does it profit a man to gain the whole world, and lose his own soul?.."
 
 
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Aug 2, 2012
The politicians in my state keep giving themselves raises and telling themselves that they need the increases so that the best minds will run for political office. It must be hard to feel
appreciated. The company better take that uncover job creating viruses for the government.
 
 
Aug 2, 2012
Based on the shape of his head and his treatment of his employees, I'm going to guess the CEO's name is "Dick".
 
 
Aug 2, 2012
Also, their business is "too big to fail," so whatever stupid things that they do will be compensated by tens of billions of dollars, provided by our "fair-share" tax-paying American public...
 
 
 
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