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Sep 30, 2012
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Wally: "Who are you and what you did to PHB?"
Aug 14, 2012
kennethctaylor, the PHB has a clue. It must be an imposter.
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Aug 13, 2012
In light of Wally's staggering capacity for sarcasm and not doing any work, he should get a gold medal....not exactly sure what it should be for, though...
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Aug 13, 2012
Either management are idiots who don't know how to incentivise staff.
Or management know what incentives will get staff working harder and better, but don't want to spend the money because it affects their bonus.

Either way, staff get annoyed at treatment and leave.
Then management act surprised that anyone would want to work elsewhere.
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Aug 12, 2012
>> These days we are supposed to drop dead without wasting management time.

"Drop dead is permitted provided that project schedules are met; and we're pulling in the schedule by another two weeks. That makes the deadline... a month ago."
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