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Aug 29, 2012
Haha I logged in after many months just to post:

Nice one! Totally in character, well formulated not obscure in the slightest. I actually smiled today.
Aug 29, 2012
I meant to add that it's not every time, but 4 out of 5 times (my average).
Aug 29, 2012
Actually, the coin can also be manipulated. Whichever side you want "up," flip the coin with the that side up and let it fall to the floor. It works with most coins.
Aug 29, 2012
I always preferred: "Engine, engine number nine..."
Aug 29, 2012
"Man dies choking on coffee"

It's the way he would want to go, the same way Homer Simpson wants to die choking on food!
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