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Aug 31, 2012
My PHB once offered my group a bonus for achieving some milestone on time. The next day he told us that something else, for which there was no bonus, was to be our top priority. When I pointed this out, he didn't add a bonus to the "top" priority task, he just said that his point was that we should "think about our priorities."
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Aug 30, 2012
Oh Dilbert, Be careful what you wish for.
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Aug 30, 2012
The difference between managing and speculation seem vanishingly small. Dilbert should help the PHB to learn how to play Texas Hold'em Poker on his computer - that should keep the PHB occupied for a long time....
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Aug 30, 2012
You want managing?
Drop everything else and start working on the "Cure for cancer not working" bug. This is top priority, so we want it fixed ASAP. I will monitor this task closely. Give me daily progress reports.
Aug 30, 2012
They will NEVER fire Dilbert or Wally - who would get the low-priority tasks done if they did? Wally may not do as many as Dilbert, but then Wally only has one hand to work with. Can't drop the coffee mug - someone might assume he wasn't busy and give him more work.
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