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Sep 4, 2012
Aw, poor Mordac. :(
If it's any consolation, my day was nothing but frustrations and un-fixable errors. :)
(No, seriously; it was either take a tea-and-Dilbert break, or be reprimanded for throwing my pencil cup.)
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Sep 4, 2012
At seminars you have to learn how to sleep with your eyes open - it protects your brain from being damaged...
Sep 4, 2012
That is pretty much how our IT department works.

Rule 1) We can't help you with your problem "because we have insufficient resources."

Rule 2) You are NOT allowed to code it yourself, because you don't work for us and only WE are allowed to code anything. (Regardless of the fact that you could code an entire project in the time it takes us to write a "hello world" program.)
Sep 3, 2012
Mordac appears to be paid as poorly as the engineers...
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Sep 3, 2012
Is Mordac from the planet Vulcan?
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