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Sep 5, 2012
Dilbert sounds like he wants to "parachute" into the August 28th strip where Dilbert begins by saying "let's talk like idiots."
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Sep 5, 2012
I haven't seen a shirt like that buttoned to the top button since Steve Jobs in the 80's.
Techno-babble is obviously hot to some ladies. Dilbert, as always, can't handle it.
Sep 5, 2012
I'm impressed. My encounters usually go:

"Janet said you work for XYZ. What do you do there?"
"I'm the telecom... Hello? Well, OK, nice meeting you."
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Sep 5, 2012
Ah, going to happy hour with a bunch of male engineers! Get those engineers talking about work; nothing makes you look better to the ladies than being clearly the best option in the room.

It’s the same reason average looking girls have ugly friends.
Sep 5, 2012
@AXESMI There is no character on Big Bang Theory named Willard. Howard lives with his mother, but he doesn't have any problems getting laid now that he married Bernadette. You obviously just mentioned Big Bang because it is a popular geek show not because you actually watch it. :P
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