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Jun 27, 2013
@G0mMt3 - Not necessarily. My wife LOVES it when I talk nerdy to her. If I get in to some subject about science or computers, it does turn her on.

You just have to find the right woman that matches your skill sets. :-) And that is Dilbert's problem. He needs to target the nerdy/geeky girls. Do that and he'd be set. Probably best to stake out MIT or other high-end tech colleges if he wants a nice, young one. lol
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Sep 6, 2012
you are either a dude or kidding, right?
Sep 6, 2012
That's it Dilbert, just keep feeding her drink and talking about stuff that's over her head. It always works for me. :D j/k
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Sep 5, 2012
OMG! Scott Adams, I hope you read this: that's EXACTLY how I fell in love with my boyfriend!!!!!!!!!
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Sep 5, 2012
Even though I myself am not an engineer, I have every sympathy for Dilbert in his attempts to strike up relationships with the distaff side. Perhaps he could go to the dating website, Geeks are Us, or is it Geeks is Us? He might find someone with a common background. At least his shirt has a pocket for the pocket protector full of pens, etc. Love the color - just the thing for Christmas....
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