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Sep 11, 2012
Let's get down to the reality of things: this (imaginary) woman is a r a g i n g b i t c h

Run, Dilbert, Run!
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Sep 10, 2012
Dilbert will then hand her the phone and say: "It's for you"....
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Sep 10, 2012
>> To be fair, he did ask.

To be fair, *SOME* women cannot be reasoned with.
(duck flying dishes and furniture)
Sep 10, 2012
"I don't think her engine's purring right now."

That's not Tina, that's an unnamed date-woman. Tina's hair goes straight down at the end; date-woman's hair flares a bit at the end.
Sep 10, 2012
Brutal, no-holds-barred honesty. Dilbert is my kinda guy. And it's such a mystery why I'm single...
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