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Sep 15, 2012
> Victimless crime? Only if the CEO can make the bodies disappear.

What do you think is pushing up the dai.. roses?
 
 
Sep 14, 2012
Victimless crime? Only if the CEO can make the bodies disappear.
 
 
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Sep 13, 2012
Was the gardener an employee of the company made to do work like !$%*!$%* rosebushes?Perhaps the CEO thought he might be a potential whistleblower....
 
 
Sep 13, 2012
Strangled? I didn't take him to be a "hands on" kind of guy.
 
 
Sep 13, 2012
When CEO is bent over in the federal prison shower, wearing lipstick and a mop wig, and nobody can hear him scream, is it a crime then?
 
 
 
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