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Oct 5, 2012
Instead of complaining about the fat.

Why not talk about his horns? Sorry, hairdo.
Oct 5, 2012

Thanks for injecting some reality into my only outlet for dealing with reality.
Oct 5, 2012
Did you ever think not all fat people overeat? I went to school with a girl who ate 500 calories a day and weighed close to 400 pounds. Doctors said she wouldn't live to be 20. Not all endocrine systems are created equal.
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Oct 5, 2012
Hand and face tattoos are never good in interviews. At least he could comb his hair over to hide it during interviews/trial period.

I know a guy who was pulled up by his boss for shaving his head. Apparently it made him look like a thug to one of the customers.
When speaking to his boss, who wears an very obvious wig, he said how his hair was receding and getting thin. "It was a choice of either shaving it off or wearing a wi... hat"
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Oct 5, 2012
Well, at least he's not the kiss-up his lips are showing him to be.
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