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Oct 5, 2012
Instead of complaining about the fat.

Why not talk about his horns? Sorry, hairdo.
 
 
Oct 5, 2012
@SondraGail

Thanks for injecting some reality into my only outlet for dealing with reality.
 
 
Oct 5, 2012
Did you ever think not all fat people overeat? I went to school with a girl who ate 500 calories a day and weighed close to 400 pounds. Doctors said she wouldn't live to be 20. Not all endocrine systems are created equal.
 
 
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Oct 5, 2012
Hand and face tattoos are never good in interviews. At least he could comb his hair over to hide it during interviews/trial period.

I know a guy who was pulled up by his boss for shaving his head. Apparently it made him look like a thug to one of the customers.
When speaking to his boss, who wears an very obvious wig, he said how his hair was receding and getting thin. "It was a choice of either shaving it off or wearing a wi... hat"
 
 
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Oct 5, 2012
Well, at least he's not the kiss-up his lips are showing him to be.
 
 
 
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