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Oct 16, 2012
- Go Alice !
Oct 16, 2012
Probably a good thing the comic is only three panels long. What happens in the fourth panel isn't pretty.
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Oct 16, 2012
Ahhhhh the power to motivate employees eh PHB? Where I work, she might get her picture taken for our "Wall of Fame" and a piece of paper saying good job. No raise though, we only made 128 billion in profits.
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Oct 16, 2012
Why not make it $500.1 million and give Alice a Fisker Karma to drive around for a while (until it starts on fire)? Win-win!
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Oct 16, 2012
The only things I've ever seen the boss say are 'I can't give you a raise,' 'you get a tiny raise,' 'you get no raise,' 'I can't give you a bonus,' and 'I get a bonus for keeping salaries low.' This is what happens when executives and bean-counters run a company for the exclusive benefit of management and shareholders, in that order. Baaa!
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