The PHB is violating the "no pestering" rule and should be reported to the CEO. Then they could go out to do a few rounds of golf to discuss the matter and the rest of the company could get some work done, with the exception of Wally, of course...
There are some politicians I would like to drop the "Tree of Liberty" on.
â€œThe tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants. It is it's natural manure.â€ Thomas Jefferson
Shades of those â€œanonymousâ€ employee surveys. You know, the ones with the tiny, but different numbers on each one. And when theyâ€™re giving them out, they have to make sure you get the â€œrightâ€ one. â€œFeel free to tell us what you really think. Itâ€™s anonymous!â€ Sure, it is.
We know little about Carolâ€™s personal life â€“ she could be a lot smarter than she appears. For all we know, her boyfriend is Dilbertâ€™s garbage man and sheâ€™s working on string theory in between misdirecting calls and scheduling the PHBâ€™s next trip on Air Elbonia.
Speaking of the garbage man, I miss him. Hey, Scott, how about bringing back some of the old characters we havenâ€™t seen in a bit like the garbage man, Phil, the Prince of Insufficient Light, and Bob the Dinosaur?