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Oct 17, 2012
Matthew 7:7 “Ask, and it will be given to you; seek, and you will find; knock, and it will be opened to you.
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Oct 17, 2012
If this is supposed to be a reference to the biblical tree of knowledge from Genesis 2-3, then it's off base. That was the tree of the knowledge of good and evil. And actually, that makes the strip even more interesting. Hmmmm....
Oct 17, 2012
Being killed by the tree of knowledge? That's harsh. The one thing worse than an ironic death? The embarrassment of KNOWING you're dying ironically.
Oct 17, 2012
It's pretty unfair to hate every subatomic particle. How could anyone hate a neutrino? They're so cute.
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Oct 17, 2012

Albert Einstein worked at the Swiss patent office, behind a desk, while he thought about relativity. Lightning does strike more than once in the same spot.
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