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Oct 24, 2012
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Oct 24, 2012
I live vicariously thru Alice. She completes me.
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Oct 24, 2012
Alice in Staples could be a good Alternative band name.
Oct 24, 2012
I wonder what Alice put on the death certificate as cause of death? "Staple through the brain" might be considered premeditation (when Gil Grisbert of CSI shows up)...
Oct 24, 2012
@EvilRat "Someone out there doesn't like red staplers"

It looks like she is using a Swingline Tot


Those staples are so tiny, that she must want to impose a slow, lingering death on the sitting dead.
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