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Nov 9, 2012
That story reminds me of the old "A$$ Pennies" mp3 that was circulating around on the internet around 1997 or so.
Nov 9, 2012
My money is all right, it's been laundered...geddit ;)
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Nov 9, 2012
Did anyone ask him if it tastes like chicken? I have been told that unfamiliar foods are often perceived as tasting that way. By the way, it is truly astonishing what some people will eat deliberately, especially under the influence of alcohol. I have actually witnessed someone eat live spiders. (Yes, he said it tasted like chicken.)
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Nov 9, 2012
Mmm, chewy lumps.

I know of a guy who watches the 'solids conveyor' at a sewage treatment plant.
They filter out all the 'lumps' and items that shouldn't be flushed (rubbers, nappies, etc) and it all in a container for land fill.

Its not his job to watch the conveyor, its what he does in his break. He pulls out all the money (paper and coins) and puts them straight into his top pocket. You know when he has been at it as there is a wet stain spreading out on his overalls.

That money went straight back into circulation without washing. I dare anyone to pull a coin out their pocket and lick it.
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Nov 9, 2012
Dilbert, just remember:
New technology always has rough patches.
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