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Nov 23, 2012
the original reply was something like "polish the turd"
Nov 23, 2012
It's smells like fertilizer and will make the company grow. (very old joke)
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Nov 23, 2012
It is never a good thing when management passes anything up the Chain of Command. That's where knowledge goes to die...

I have several lovely braille toads on my desk, compliments of my facility director from whenever my boss sent my questions to him. And a few from her as well, from when she tried her own hand at answering.
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Nov 23, 2012
No, we won't explain to the fish how the aquarium filter system works.
Nov 23, 2012
"Shine the braille toad"? Ah, that's where I went wrong. :S
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