Obviously, management has fond memories of the game of Chinese whispers from children's parties and want to continue enjoying the same fun as adults. It seems a pity that Dilbert cannot just get into the spirit of things, laugh, and say he will gladly shine the braille toad as soon as it is put on his desk.
Shine the braille toad ... The interpretation of that would, maybe, be that ... we should be dressing up the next phone with a more spectacular casing?